Monthly Archives: July 2013

Slow Down You’re Going Too Fast…Crash!

Yesterday, I came out of acupuncture. I made my way to my car. It was 8pm. I pulled out of the parking spot I was in. It was 100 degrees outside and I was tired, very tired. I’d spent the day teaching 11 two year-olds.

President street was dimly lit. I turned away for a split second, and I felt it. Metal collided with metal. My body jolted. The car flew up in the air and came crashing down with a thump. My heart left my body.
When I came to, I was in the car, stuck. I was attached to the wheel of a black vehicle. Behind me was a van. The impact from the crash had pushed the van from the street onto the sidewalk. 
It was surreal.
I was unreal.
A woman came running out of her building:
“You could have died!” She shouted. 
A man came and asked if I was all right.
“I think so. I’m just shaken.” He gave me a hug. 
It was just me. My kids were at home. Thank G-d they were not there. Thank everything, they were safe.
Two elderly women came out of their building.
“You could have died!” Repeated the woman on the street. “You could have died.”
“Can you please stop saying that?” I asked her “I have two children. I’m going to cry.”
“That’s not what she means.” Says one of the elderly women. “Come here.” She embraces me. “Do you want some soda?”
I am crying.
“Sure.” I say. She goes inside and emerges with a cup of cola with ice. 
The man comforts me. He says the street is poorly lit. It’s not my fault. He stays with me until Wil gets there. The police arrive shortly. They take a report. 
I am alive. I am so thankful I am alive. 
I’m lucky it was just me in the car. And I’m lucky to be alive. 

Inspiration

Inspiration comes in spurts.
When it hits me I feel a gold glittery light enter my chest and disperse itself through my body shattering into tiny pieces, entering my bloodstream and turning what was red into bright gold. I am electric, charged, and the golden blood rushes through my veins, from my heart into my arms and through my fingertips. My hands are vibrating with words, they can’t stop, they don’t stop, they won’t stop. They keep going.

I have a lot to say, and it’s coursing through my veins.

This spirit wants to be heard.
Who are you?
What do you want to tell me?

It’s my grandmother. She wants to tell me something.
She wants me to write.
She wants me to use what I have and share it with the world.

“Let it out!” She says “Share your gift.”

I’m listening to her.

Dear MTA Closing the Doors on a Stroller is Not Okay

Dear MTA,

This is probably the worst thing you’ve ever done. It was at the Atlantic Avenue station during rush hour. Exactly 8:24am on Friday 7/12/13. Copious amounts of folks were exiting the train. Just as the people were done exiting I started to push my stroller (which is enormous) on to the D train. As I was doing this, the train conductor decided this would be an appropriate moment to close all the train doors. Are you fucking kidding me?

Do you realize how dangerous that was?
Do you understand that you could have broken my children’s fingers?

You really need to get it together!

Samara Can Walk and She’s a Bad Ass

Today I took Samara to school. Ari stayed home, so it was just the two of us. Since I returned the shitty $27 stroller to Target, all I have left is the double stroller. I wasn’t about to take one child in the double stroller. That didn’t make any sense. So I carried Samara to school in a sling.

She stayed in the carrier the entire train ride and half of the walk from the train to school. Then she said “I want to get out!” So I took her out and she held my hand
and walked down the street.

On the way home from school, perhaps she was less tired, because she walked all the way from school to the train, down several flights of subway stairs, once we got to Brooklyn up several flights of subway stairs, then down the street, and finally up three flights of stairs up to our apartment.

Samara is a bad ass. She can stand tall and proud and walk miles. Well maybe it was more like a half a mile and she stopped at random building gates, but still. I am proud of my girl!









Dear MTA, One dollar is too much!

Dear MTA,

Today I was with my daughter at the Grand Street subway station. I had to refill my Metrocard because it only had $1.25 on it. As you know, it costs more than that to ride the subway these days, and that ride is not worth more than a dime if you ask me. I know you haven’t asked me, but I’m telling you anyway.

Anyhow, I inserted my Metrocard into the vending machine because all I had with me was my debit card in terms of funding for this expenditure. Well, as soon as the Metrocard entered the machine it got stuck! I was extremely surprised as that has never occurred in my entire native New Yorker life.

So I did what any reasonable human being would do under these circumstances, I went up to the token booth (yes I still call it that even though we’ve moved on to Metrocards) and asked the woman sitting in the booth:

“Hi, my Metrocard is stuck in the machine, what do I do?”
“Did you get a receipt?” She asked.
“No, because it’s stuck in there and the screen is frozen.”
“Here’s an envelope. Send your card to this address so you can get reimbursed.”
“Well I would do that except my Metrocard is actually stuck in the machine and now I have to pay an extra dollar to buy a new Metrocard.”
The woman just stared at me. Samara ran away towards the Metrocard vending machine.

I didn’t want to pay an extra dollar to get a new Metrocard when there was a perfectly good one stuck in the machine.

Now you may be thinking “So what? It’s only a dollar!” But it’s the principle of the whole thing.

What’s the deal MTA. Why are you charging one dollar for new cards? Service has gotten worse and the train still smells bad.

All Right MTA No Air Conditioning Was Bad But You Really Did it ThisTime

Dear MTA,

I have been on the D train sitting on the Manhattan bridge for exactly 23 minutes. There has been no explanation as to why we’re delayed. I have my two children in a double stroller going completely insane on an unmoving train car.

This is completely ridiculous.

I am now 30 minutes late for work thanks to you.

Once again, why am I paying for a service that is faulty?

I have lived in New York City my entire life
and the train functioned better in the 1980s when it cost $1.00.

Please get it together.

Thank You,
Sara gū

Dear MTA Please Fix the Air Conditioning

Dear MTA,

Today it was 100 degrees outside. I was so excited to get on the D train and potentially get a seat. I had my two children with me in the double stroller. As the doors opened, I got ready to embrace the air conditioned subway car. I was excited, even though it was rush hour.

To my dismay, the subway car was crowded and hot. There was no air conditioning. I was devastated and dripping with sweat.

I don’t believe it’s too much to ask for the subway to be air conditioned when it’s 100 degrees outside. I understand that shit happens and things break. I get it. The air conditioning was probably broken on that car.

The thing is, we’re all paying $2.50 per ride. A ride on the train should be comfortable at the very least. I don’t want to feel tortured while I’m waiting to arrive at my destination. I’m already cranky. I just want to go home.

Please fix the air conditioning on the broken cars.

Thanks,
Sarah

Legoland Discovery Center - Wee!

Today, the kids, my mom and I jumped in the Fadermobile and headed up to Yonkers to visit the Legoland Discovery Center!

It was all my mom’s idea. A couple of weeks ago she said “You know Saree,” (yes I’m 33 and she still calls me that. What?) “They just opened a Legoland in Westchester. You should write to them and see if they want you to feature it on your blog.”

She’s such a Jewish mother. So I wrote to Legoland and low and behold, Legoland wrote me back. Gladwyn ( in the marketing department) said that Legoland would be delighted to provide me with press passes to visit the Legoland Discovery Center.

So off we went!

Legoland was loads of fun. When you first enter, you learn about how legos are made and kids get to create their own computerized lego creatures.

We also went on a Lego ride where we got to shoot Lego skeletons, warriors and bats! 
Samara made a Lego person friend. He rides a bicycle.
Ari made some cool Lego creations…
And he raced his Lego cars on the racetrack!
We saw the Lego version of New York City:
It was a hot day so eventually Samara ended up like this:

And Ari got a Lego Firetruck courtesy of grandma! 
Legoland is located in a shopping center. So after Samara decided to shed her clothes, we hit up Old Navy and got her a new outfit. Also, there’s a pretty fountain. Look at it:
If you have kids and live in NYC, check out the Legoland Discovery Center. It’s rad.

City Kid S’mores

When I was a kid, we lived on the Upper West Side of Manhattan in an apartment. It was fun growing up in New York, but there were things that kids did in the suburbs or the country that me and my brother did differently. One of them was camping.

Kids love S’mores. But when you live in New York City, a campfire is hard to come by. But one thing we did have was a gas stove. So all was not lost.

Yesterday I showed Ari how to make S’mores in an apartment. Don’t freak out, he was adequately supervised during thus process:







Almost at My Goal - Who Wants an Amethyst Pendant?

So far I’ve raised $531 dollars toward my journey to BlogHer. 

I have a surprise for y’all. One lucky $50 donor will receive this amethyst pendant from Zachary Pryor.
He calls it Grape Soda Kisses:

If you donate $50 to send me to BlogHer, you can claim this for your very own. Be quick! It’s going to go fast!

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