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A Morning in The Life Of

"Ari, are you awake?" "The robot...I wanna watch the robot episode of Max and Ruby." "Are you awake or talking in your asleep?" "Awake. Hungry." "Go to the potty." "No! Hungry first." Ari rolls over on his side. "Use the potty and then you can eat breakfast." "NO! Hungry." Silence. "Carry me." "What?" "Carry me [...]

By Sarah Fader|2014-04-06T01:49:08-04:00May 19th, 2011|Anecdotes, Humor|Comments Off

The Giant Frog, By Ari

Here is a story that Ari told me at breakfast today:ARI: Once upon a time there was a boy named "Mommy."Mommy met a giant frog.The frog say "Hello."Mommy say "Hello."Mommy was scared.1-2-3-4-5.5-4-3-2-1.I all done with peanut butter toast.I love that I am a boy.

By Sarah Fader|2014-04-06T01:55:43-04:00March 26th, 2011|Anecdotes, Humor, Stories|Comments Off