A terrible thing just happened. Wil, Ari and I were sitting outside in the Fader garden. I was reciting the letters of the alphabet and having Ari repeat them. Here’s what happened next:

ME: A
ARI: A
ME: B
ARI:B
ME:C
ARI: C
ME: D
ARI: D
ME: E
ARI:E
ME: F
ARI:Fuck!

My jaw dropped open.
“Fuck!” He repeated.

“Did you hear that?” I asked Wil incredulously.

“That’s not what he said.” Wil replied
“It was so clear!” I snapped back.

And then something even worse occurred. I could not stop laughing.

“Stop laughing!” Wil demanded.
“I can’t!” I said still unable to control myself.

We’ve spent the last half hour trying to get Ari to say the G rated alphabet with no sucess.

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