Monthly Archives: December 2009

Flying to Hell…I Mean Austin With a Toddler

Today I realized that I dislike traveling. I used to quite enjoy boarding a plane and zoning out, listening to music, watching Animal Planet re-runs, or reading a trashy novel. At this point in my life all of these things are impossible, because I have a toddler. I love my son more than anything in the universe, but he will not let me relax!



As soon as we boarded the plane, he was raring to go. He wanted to roam up and down the aisles, talk to strangers and steal their food. I was exasperated. I tried to bribe him with toys but he was uninterested. I was so desperate to calm him, I turned on cartoon network on the individual TV screen at our seat. He didn’t care.
I was at my wits end.

My boyfriend was no help at all, he had been up for 36 hours straight working and left the childcare for the flight to me. And when he did try to help for moments at a time, my son would scream “mama!” And reach for me. So we took walks up and down the aisles. Low and behold on our journey we found three babies with mamas and daddies attached to them.

One couple was particularly wonderful. They had two little boys, Baxter,3, and Anakis, 17 months. The dad offered me a seat as I was chasing my son down the endless plane aisle. “Only parents truly understand…” I remarked to him as I collapsed into the plane seat. He smiled in agreement.

The mom and I got to talking about sleep issues, pre-school, having siblings and the works. This couple was so down to earth and dare I say “normal.”

My son blatantly stole their crayons and they didn’t even bat an eye lash. When my child began drawing on the plane walls with these same crayons, I cried out in a panic, the dad responded: “Don”t worry! They’re washable!” And he handed me a baby wipe to clean the wall with.

I loved this couple. I told them about what a rough flight my boy was having. They consoled me by letting me know that my son’s stir crazy travel behavior was, indeed, just a normal phase in development.

Curse Word Substitutes

As I sit in the airport waiting to board a plane that is delayed, I am taking the time to write about curse words. Since about the 4th grade, I am ashamed to admit, I have been an avid curse word producer. You name it, it came out of my 10 year old mouth.

One would think that having a child would have stopped my potty mouth, but no, I continue to use these vulgar words on a regular basis.

My sister-in-law uses substitutes for curses. I like this idea. Here are some that I have compiled for general usage. I hope you all can exclaim these to stop yourself from yelling F you!

1. Motther Hubbard!
2. Shut the Front Door!
3. Jimminy Christmas!
4. What the Foo?
5. Fudge!
6. What the Funk?!

If you have more to add post a comment! Or email me at oldschoolnewschoolmom@gmail.com

A Jewish Xmas

Today, I celebrated what is known, in my family, as a “Jewish Xmas.” This consists of eating Chinese food and watching a movie. When I was a kid we went to the movies. Today watched “Bring it On” on DVD.

Today’s Jewish Xmas was extra special, because it was also my belated birthday celebration! My real birthday was actually in October, but my friend Staci and I weren’t able to get together until today (December) to actually celebrate it!

First, the Chinese food:

On the way back my apartment we saw a large stoop ornament that Staci almost got into an altercation with:

Then we came back to my place to enjoy a chocolate birthday cake that Staci had purchased for the occasion, until we opened the cake box and found this:

The cake, however xmas-like it was, was delicious!


After the cake, our Jewish Xmas continued when Mint and Mike came over and gave Ari a belated Hanukah present! During the gift giving they(and Staci too) convinced Ari that it was okay to wear his hood, which he kept trying to unsuccessfully remove from his body


Happy Holidays Everybody!

Sleep Woes at 20 Months

My son has decided that he does not like to sleep anymore. I don’t know whether it’s because he thinks he is missing something important that only occurs when his body is in a resting state or what the issue is, but the bottom line is that he refuses to sleep. Even naps have become an issue.

I’ve ended up taking him into my bed with me when all else fails. I turn out the light and he curls up with me and falls asleep. However, I don’ t get restful sleep when he is in the bed with me because he is a total bed hog. I wake up in the middle of the night to find him sprawled out in random directions, or positioned so that I am almost falling off the edge of the bed.

In a desperate attempt to solve the problem, I decided to reason with him. I asked why he doesn’t want to go to sleep at night. Here’s what he had to say:

And finally, he revealed his real reason for not wanting to sleep in the crib:

Clearly I need some help. If you have sleeping suggestions for toddlers, please post them as a comment or email me at oldschoolnewschoolmom@gmail.com.

The Day My Computer Died

Today is a very sad day. Today my computer is no longer with us. It crossed over to the other side. My laptop died a sad death this morning when I was on hold with technical support for a long long time. I lost all my photos, my music, my writing and I’m not sure what else.

I don’t really know how to feel. I’m sort of in denial at this point.
Here is what happened…in a video version:

Ari in the Snow Part II

Da Bus!

I was so worried about my son talking, but now the words are finally starting to come. Today he said the word “bus” for the first time. Well…he actually said something more like “da bus!” while he was glancing out the window at a city bus!

Future Me

I don’t remember doing this, but I apparently I sent this email to myself on December 22, 2007 to receive today December 22, 2009! I used this website called FutureMe. And my prediction came true!

Take a look:

Dear FutureMe,

I am 17 weeks pregnant today and I still don’t know the gender of the baby. I am so excited to find out and I do; in three weeks.

I kind of think it’s a boy.

I can’t wait until my baby shower and to find out the sex of the baby.

Ari in the Snow

Yesterday we got over a foot of snow here in Brooklyn. It was my son’s first real experience with the white stuff. He really didn’t know what to make of it. He just kept saying “Wow!” over and over again.

I Can’t Dance Because I Never Crawled!