I spent all afternoon learning this and I think it's paid off. Happy llama, sad llama Totally rad llama Super llama, drama llama Big fat mama llama Camel. Bad camel! Happy camel, sad camel Totally rad camel Super camel Drama camel Big fat mama camel. Moose Fish Turtle.
Today is Independence Day, or as I like to call it "in your face England" day! But I'd like to talk about what it means to feel independent. When I was 16 years old I was terrified of becoming an adult. To me, being an adult meant that you were completely "independent." You didn't rely [...]
I feel empty but I'm actually a tea kettle full of boiling water. The lid is ready to whistle, but the water stays just under the surface threatening to rise. My eyes glaze over. I am stuck in this purgatory between almost expressing a genuine emotion and just sitting there. I am naked. Exposed. They [...]
My kids are in a circus themed day camp for the next two weeks starting today. I am excited for them because they're going to have a blast. I was dreading the tasks I had to do today. In order to apply for non-profit status with Stigma Fighters there was a ton of paperwork I had [...]
This is by far the coolest item I've ever given away. Say hello to Jackson. He's a giant inflatable bear. Jackson is a Bop Toy from Pueri Elemental. He's cute and you (and most importantly your kids) can let out all your energy on him. Have you had a rough day? Feel free to let it out [...]
I'm sitting here at my computer trying to write a blog post. I want to say something funny. This is going to be the best blog post ever. You're going to laugh so hard. You might even pee on yourself a little while reading it. Get ready. This blog post will be so amazing that [...]
I'm my own worst critic. Every day I wonder "could I have done that differently? Was that good enough? Did I do my best to help that particular person?" Even as I am writing this article I'm meticulously inspecting each and every word. I attribute my critical nature partly to my astrological chart. It's hard to have [...]
Self-proclaimed disruptive PR dude Chris Kooluris has an usual bedroom in his Lexington Avenue apartment. He's surrounded by 80's arcade games such as: Punch Out, Mz. Pacman, and Tron. In other words, Kooluris lives in a bedroom arcade: Once upon a time, Kooluris and his then fiancee moved into her apartment in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. They were planning [...]