Long before pseudo-married life, I dated people. Yes, I was young once. I usually ended up scaring the guy off because I was "too intense" or he "couldn't give me what I needed." That was code for "I'm not that attracted to you and you're too needy! Get a dog or go call your mother!"During [...]
I've been swamped with work lately, so I decided to get some help. I've hired a secretary. Wait? Is that politically correct? Is it called an "administrative assistant" these days? Who am I kidding? I'm not politically correct! He's a secretary!Anyway, he's here to answer phone calls in particular. I just can't deal with anymore [...]
My family has a penchant for the dramatic. Obviously Ari has inherited our flamboyant genes. Watch below as he says goodbye (dramatically) to two of his biggest fans: Liz and Jeff Fader, otherwise known as grandma and grandpa.
I just want to say, for the record, that I'm awesome.
This morning I refused to get out of bed, flat out refused. I finally made it to the bathroom, opened the medicine cabinet to retrieve my toothbrush and was jolted awake when my enormous bottle of cool mint Listerine jumped into my arms! It was trying to tell me "Wake up! It's Monday!"Next time I [...]
I started to teach Ari "please." I wasn't sure he was going to get it. I mean, he's not even two yet. I guess the reason for the new vocabulary word is that I am so fed up with the tantrums, I wanted to start some positive habits, like manners for instance.Well, to my surprise [...]
When I became a mom, I was forced to come to a harsh realization: just because you've had a child (as I have) does not mean we can automatically be friends. I've had a hard time finding mom friends that I connected with.Similar to my "real life" experience, I've also had a hard time finding [...]
