This morning I refused to get out of bed, flat out refused. I finally made it to the bathroom, opened the medicine cabinet to retrieve my toothbrush and was jolted awake when my enormous bottle of cool mint Listerine jumped into my arms! It was trying to tell me “Wake up! It’s Monday!”
Next time I go to Costco, I’m buying the original scary yellow variety. The cool mint is too self-satisfied for my taste.
