I Want To Eat Him
Sometimes, I look at Ari, and I just want to eat him! I don't mean eat him in a cannibalistic way, I mean, I just want to squish him and eat him.Do you ever want to eat your kids?
Hello Spammers!
For some reason, Spammers are attracted to my blog. They love it. I've gotten fake comments about whatever I happen to be talking about. By "fake comments" I mean links to enlarging a sexual organ or an invitation to change my life by becoming Christian.So here you go Spammers! I dare you to try to [...]
Kneebouncers.com Makes The Computer Child-Friendly
I was perusing mom blogs and (ironically) I found a dad blog that I really liked. The blog that struck my fancy was DC Urban Dad.I found a post he'd written where he talked about Kneebouncers.com. The theme of the site is toddler-centric computer games. I decided to give it a try. My son loved [...]
Black Thumb? I Think Not!
Well, well, well, look at what we have here? I managed to successfully grow two plants! I've constantly joked that I have a "black thumb" meaning I kill everything green. But it looks like my black thumb may just be turning green!The only problem is, my cats keep eating the leafy green plant. Curse them! [...]
Beep Beep! Surprise!
This morning a vehicular surprise arrived in our Cherrios box.But here's the thing. It arrived partially disassembled. The car was all black with no stickers on it and there was a separate sticker package like this in the box:I had to hide the car from Ari so that he didn't go insane (he loves cars!). [...]
The Snow Has Made Us Crazy
This is what happens when you are trapped in the house for days:
I Hate Valentine’s Day
As Valentine's Day approaches, I found myself getting into the spirit of things. I even made Ari and Wil a Valentine when I was subbing in a 2nd grade classroom yesterday.For those of you that know me well, the question marks are already going off in your minds. I don't know what happened to me. [...]
Circle
My mom is so much better at teaching Ari things than I am. Apparently, she taught him the word "circle." He now recognizes the shape when you point it out to him.