Wishing on a Magical Wednesday

Wednesday gets a bad rep. Some people refer to Wednesday as "hump day" as it is smack in the middle of the week.This Wednesday is magical. As I walked to school this morning, I saw Wednesday's magic in the bark of the tree-lined Brooklyn streets. We are invited to make a wish for something that [...]

By |2014-04-06T02:03:45-04:00March 10th, 2010|Uncategorized|Comments Off on Wishing on a Magical Wednesday

Playground Speed Dating

Long before pseudo-married life, I dated people. Yes, I was young once. I usually ended up scaring the guy off because I was "too intense" or he "couldn't give me what I needed." That was code for "I'm not that attracted to you and you're too needy! Get a dog or go call your mother!"During [...]

By |2014-04-06T02:03:47-04:00March 9th, 2010|Anecdotes|Comments Off on Playground Speed Dating

Meet My New Secretary

I've been swamped with work lately, so I decided to get some help. I've hired a secretary. Wait? Is that politically correct? Is it called an "administrative assistant" these days? Who am I kidding? I'm not politically correct! He's a secretary!Anyway, he's here to answer phone calls in particular. I just can't deal with anymore [...]

By |2014-04-06T02:03:47-04:00March 9th, 2010|Videos|Comments Off on Meet My New Secretary

Listerine is Trying to Tell Me It’s Monday

This morning I refused to get out of bed, flat out refused. I finally made it to the bathroom, opened the medicine cabinet to retrieve my toothbrush and was jolted awake when my enormous bottle of cool mint Listerine jumped into my arms! It was trying to tell me "Wake up! It's Monday!"Next time I [...]

By |2014-04-06T02:03:49-04:00March 8th, 2010|Anecdotes|Comments Off on Listerine is Trying to Tell Me It’s Monday

Were You Raised in a Barn?

I started to teach Ari "please." I wasn't sure he was going to get it. I mean, he's not even two yet. I guess the reason for the new vocabulary word is that I am so fed up with the tantrums, I wanted to start some positive habits, like manners for instance.Well, to my surprise [...]

By |2014-04-06T02:03:49-04:00March 7th, 2010|Uncategorized|Comments Off on Were You Raised in a Barn?
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