I’ve always wanted a superpower. Today I found out that I actually have one. It all started when I realized I was thirsty. I went into a local bakery and spotted an Honest Ade Cranberry Lemonade. Immediately, I started salivating. I knew I needed it. I hadn’t even handed the money to the cashier. I couldn’t wait. I cracked open the beverage and before I knew it it was gone in three sips. I have this to say about you, Honest Ade:
Apparently I can destroy beverages. I’m a pregnant superhero. Now I wanna know, what superpower do you have?