My Kitten

My Kitten

I love my kitten. I got her when she was four weeks old. Sometimes she falls asleep sitting up and it looks like she’s meditating and it’s adorable. She is adorable. Here is a picture of my kitten.

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Do you like kittens?

By | 2014-07-27T22:39:09+00:00 July 27th, 2014|Uncategorized|92 Comments

92 Comments

  1. jess.⚓ July 27, 2014 at 10:43 pm

    Your kitten offends me.
    This post is offensive on so many levels.

  2. Buddhist421 July 27, 2014 at 10:51 pm

    Meditation is actually a very serious practice that involves years of training. It’s not a term to be thrown around willy-nilly. As a practicing Buddhist, I’m offended that you’d suggest that a kitten could do it.

  3. Obama July 27, 2014 at 10:53 pm

    Your couch is ugly.

  4. CockinyoEER July 27, 2014 at 10:56 pm

    da fuck is wrong wit u bich? i wuz tryin to eat til i saw dis shit

  5. Cary July 27, 2014 at 11:00 pm

    All I see is an uppity, self-righteous heathen. Not cool. Not cool at all.

  6. Big Cat Diary July 27, 2014 at 11:01 pm

    You’re the reason we don’t have universal health care

  7. Thumper337 July 27, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    You’ve got to be kidding — a kitten? Don’t you know that cats are the Devil’s henchmen? Seriously. Pick up a Bible. I’ll pray for you.

  8. Yvonne July 27, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    That animal looks miserable.

  9. vet82 July 27, 2014 at 11:09 pm

    you shood take care of you’re cat he look sick

  10. Yellow Dog July 27, 2014 at 11:13 pm

    I have a dog and I’m Christian. Does that make me go to heaven?

  11. CanCan July 27, 2014 at 11:14 pm

    Lots of cats like that have been moving in to the neighborhood lately, trust fund kittens no doubt, gentrifying the area so that the local cats can’t even afford to stay there anymore. This is what is wrong with Brooklyn.

  12. KittyLovr July 27, 2014 at 11:21 pm

    Nope.

  13. Doodles July 27, 2014 at 11:22 pm

    Your poor kitten. Did it consent to this? Have you thought about its future?

  14. BlackPaw July 27, 2014 at 11:24 pm

    U r gonna give him away when he turns 18.

  15. AuthenticLee July 27, 2014 at 11:24 pm

    This is so staged.

  16. Casey July 27, 2014 at 11:25 pm

    All I see is a serious case of Resting Bitch Face.

  17. Historable47 July 27, 2014 at 11:27 pm

    Really??? Devoted follower of this blog until it—quite literally—went to the cats. No longer following for obvious reasons. Stop whoring out your cats for blog traffic.

  18. Justin July 27, 2014 at 11:27 pm

    How can U not know that SOME people have ALERGIES to CATS???? ALLRGIES CAN B LIFE THREATENING!!!! GREY STRIPPED CATS W WHITE BELLYS R SCIENTICALY PROVED TO BE 1000TIMES WORSE TO!!!! UR SUCH A BITCH!!!

  19. Spinach July 27, 2014 at 11:28 pm

    You don’t eat vegetables!!!!!

  20. AbleAbe July 27, 2014 at 11:41 pm

    Looks retarded.

  21. Rachel Thompson July 27, 2014 at 11:50 pm

    Cats are assholes. All ‘cat parents’ (a term which makes me throw up in my mouth) think their cat is SO gifted, cute, or smart. A cat is a cat is a cat.

    Most cats just sit there all day doing nothing — er, sleeping. What makes you think yours is meditating? Get real, lady. Your cat licks its ass just like any other. Then it licks you. Yea, SO gifted.

  22. Justin July 28, 2014 at 12:07 am

    ITS JUDGING ME AS I SIT HERE AND SNEEZE!!!!

  23. CatLady July 28, 2014 at 2:11 am

    Cats sleep a lot so they can prepare for world domination

  24. Buttons July 28, 2014 at 7:52 am

    All of you castigating her are complete jerks. Expletives? Not necessary. “Offended”? Get over it.
    Cats are not the ‘spawn of the devil’. They are animals which serve as companions for families and single people.
    You don’t have to like them, but insulting someone who does?

    Pretty childish.
    Grow up.
    Pretty kitten, OSNSMom..

  25. American July 28, 2014 at 8:06 am

    Look at its smug face. Capitalism.

  26. Cat Woman July 28, 2014 at 8:09 am

    Cats are spiritual animals! Stop this madness!

  27. Cats Suck July 28, 2014 at 8:21 am

    Cats are, quite simply, fucking assholes and anybody who posts about cats should just step right off the internet. NOBODY likes cats anymore, it’s not 2005 anymore people!

    Stupid post meant to offend the people who KNOW cats are unholy. GOD HATES CATS. That’s why he kills kittens when you masturbate. Masturbate more!

  28. Thinker July 28, 2014 at 9:32 am

    I was thinking…

  29. Socrates July 28, 2014 at 9:33 am

    No you weren’t.

  30. Thinker July 28, 2014 at 9:33 am

    Yes. Yes, I was.

  31. Offended22 July 28, 2014 at 9:40 am

    I’m getting sick because of you. You should really cover your mouth when you sneeze.

  32. YES July 28, 2014 at 9:50 am

    Have you tried Diet Coke?

  33. RescueLady July 28, 2014 at 9:52 am

    You should be ashamed of yourself. This is an innocent animal who didn’t consent to being photographed and used as bait on the internet. I rescue cats and I would never EVER do this. Consider how this kitten feels. This makes me physically ill.

  34. Lorna Lovell Webb July 28, 2014 at 9:52 am

    We all know this isn’t about the cat. Get a life, TROLLS!

  35. Lorna Lovell Webb July 28, 2014 at 9:54 am

    yup

  36. Olivia Pope July 28, 2014 at 9:58 am

    I LOVE PURPLE!

  37. EatingMyFace July 28, 2014 at 10:02 am

    All I do is eat.

  38. Socialism July 28, 2014 at 10:05 am

    Uh…socialism.

  39. Omniscient July 28, 2014 at 10:12 am

    U can’t read da cats mind.

  40. Fiber July 28, 2014 at 10:15 am

    Your kitten neeeeeeeeeeds to poop! Feed it more grains!

  41. Horrified July 28, 2014 at 10:18 am

    Disgusting.

  42. Maria July 28, 2014 at 10:19 am

    Hold on! None of you have met this animal in real life. You can’t make a judgment.

  43. Macaroni and Cheese July 28, 2014 at 10:24 am

    My cat eats mac and cheese. She is MUCH better than your cat.

  44. Mine July 28, 2014 at 10:27 am

    YOU stole my kitten!!!!!!!!

  45. College July 28, 2014 at 10:28 am

    Start saving for kitten college right now.

  46. Andrew July 28, 2014 at 10:32 am

    Tell me you love me.

  47. Tabitha July 28, 2014 at 10:32 am

    It’s over.

  48. CatDefender July 28, 2014 at 10:34 am

    You don’t even know him!

  49. Organziation July 28, 2014 at 10:36 am

    Have you tried helping your kitten clean up? Sometimes it just takes a minute. They respond to sign language.

  50. Randy July 28, 2014 at 10:38 am

    Kittens can’t understand sign language, you asshole.

  51. goober July 28, 2014 at 10:39 am

    That’s only 1/8 of the problem. Do you have a cup of milk I can borrow?

  52. NoPants July 28, 2014 at 10:43 am

    I did? Well…you stole my pants!

  53. Horses July 28, 2014 at 10:44 am

    Ew.

  54. Doggy July 28, 2014 at 10:44 am

    It’s NOT his birthday!

  55. Sadie July 28, 2014 at 10:45 am

    I HATE CATS. No, seriously, I freakin’ hate cats. They. Are. EVIL.

  56. Joe July 28, 2014 at 10:46 am

    You’re a wise woman. I bet you have a lot of dogs.

  57. Sadie July 28, 2014 at 10:48 am

    I am a lesbian, so dogs are kind of a requirement. 😉

  58. Kitt O'Malley July 28, 2014 at 10:50 am

    I love how verbose you are in this post. Hope you are recuperating from strep and BlogHER, that you get that job for which you showered and interviewed, and that you make progress on your writing project. Take care.

  59. Old School/New School Mom July 28, 2014 at 10:51 am

    Thank you, Kitt 😀

  60. Boo boo July 28, 2014 at 10:53 am

    CAT!

  61. KittenLover111 July 28, 2014 at 10:55 am

    It’s a kitten, you moron. DUH!

  62. DontAskME July 28, 2014 at 11:00 am

    If you ask me, this kitten thinks she knows EVERYTHING…but you didn’t ask me.

  63. IDidNOTaskYou July 28, 2014 at 11:02 am

    You’re right. I DIDN’T ask you…for a reason!

  64. Anne July 28, 2014 at 11:03 am

    Your kitten is adorable. I can’t believe those people made mean comments about sweet kittens

  65. Bob July 28, 2014 at 11:15 am

    That cat has Alzheimer’s. I FORGOT.

  66. F. Scott July 28, 2014 at 11:58 am

    This is brilliant. You are an incredible writer. It reminds me of The Great Gatsby. Is that the message you were going for?

  67. jess.⚓ July 28, 2014 at 12:08 pm

    It’s more like Shakespeare.

  68. KittensCatsYou July 28, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    I can’t help but wonder, do you EVER wonder? That’s wonderful!

  69. Jake July 28, 2014 at 1:03 pm

    Nothing you can say will convince me that this is a cat. IT IS A ROBOT disguised as a cat.

  70. Sam Wood July 28, 2014 at 5:08 pm

    Your kitten is super cute 🙂 I also have three cats and i know what loving, intelligent animals they really are.
    My mum brought me up with the words ‘if you cant say anything nice, say nothing’, ive managed to live by those words (for the most part anyway), clearly lots of the people on here were not lucky enough to have been told that.

  71. Old School/New School Mom July 28, 2014 at 5:27 pm

    Thank you! She is super cute!

  72. Old School/New School Mom July 28, 2014 at 5:37 pm

    Why do you think she’s a robot? I don’t understand.

  73. Yogi007 July 28, 2014 at 5:42 pm

    Let’s face it, there’s no way a domestic shorthair could meditate. No way in hell. Now, an Siamese cat, that’s a meditator.

  74. Kriss Morton July 28, 2014 at 10:28 pm

    When did people miss the memo from Lovecraft? Cat’s will take over the world after flying to the moon and back, did you not see last night’s message in the stars? It was spelled clearly! They will bring us back to the brink of our elder gods graces!! Plus, they taste almost like Chicken!

  75. Chicken July 28, 2014 at 10:30 pm

    I resent that, being a chicken.

  76. Bertha July 28, 2014 at 10:32 pm

    That cat is the reason I can’t sleep at night. U R yogurt.

  77. Viva July 28, 2014 at 10:35 pm

    Dats not true. Kittens r ugly.

  78. Kriss Morton July 28, 2014 at 10:36 pm

    Don’t taste so good then!

  79. Chicken July 28, 2014 at 10:38 pm

    I’m trying. But they just keep seasoning me. Wait! I’m dead! Hahaha!

  80. Kathy July 28, 2014 at 10:43 pm

    Kittens vomit constantly. Good luck with that! Loser!

  81. Ben July 28, 2014 at 10:53 pm

    That cat is a liar! This is EXACTLY why I hate White people.

  82. Hubert July 29, 2014 at 10:14 am

    Nothing you say is in English, except this. But you didn’t say it. I did.

  83. Gubtvjk@gmail.com July 29, 2014 at 10:16 am

    You need to listen to my podcast. It’s all about English.

  84. Violet July 29, 2014 at 11:32 am

    You should try pineapple juice if you have eczema. I’m a doktor.

  85. Dancer July 29, 2014 at 11:32 am

    It doesn’t dance. So it’s obviously lying.

  86. Kim July 29, 2014 at 1:25 pm

    I have three furry assholes who love sticking said asshole in my face. Dude, I thought I loved cats.Then I adopted three and now all I can do is call them assholes. Worse, sometimes those little shits eat better than we do! WTF?!

  87. Lea July 29, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    RON PAUL 2016!!!!!!!

  88. Obama July 29, 2014 at 6:01 pm

    Obama…and catfish.

  89. LiteraryAgent July 29, 2014 at 6:01 pm

    Salinger.

  90. TimothyPants July 29, 2014 at 6:08 pm

    You can’t tell me that this isn’t about “the man.” Always trying to keep us down. Look at his face! Laughing at us. This kitten is a racist.

  91. Wanda July 30, 2014 at 10:46 pm

    That kitten hates Black people. I just know it.

  92. Punk23 July 30, 2014 at 10:47 pm

    Obviously you’ve never watched The Golden Girls

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