I love my kitten. I got her when she was four weeks old. Sometimes she falls asleep sitting up and it looks like she’s meditating and it’s adorable. She is adorable. Here is a picture of my kitten.
Do you like kittens?
My Kitten
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Your kitten offends me.
This post is offensive on so many levels.
Meditation is actually a very serious practice that involves years of training. It’s not a term to be thrown around willy-nilly. As a practicing Buddhist, I’m offended that you’d suggest that a kitten could do it.
Your couch is ugly.
da fuck is wrong wit u bich? i wuz tryin to eat til i saw dis shit
All I see is an uppity, self-righteous heathen. Not cool. Not cool at all.
You’re the reason we don’t have universal health care
You’ve got to be kidding — a kitten? Don’t you know that cats are the Devil’s henchmen? Seriously. Pick up a Bible. I’ll pray for you.
That animal looks miserable.
you shood take care of you’re cat he look sick
I have a dog and I’m Christian. Does that make me go to heaven?
Lots of cats like that have been moving in to the neighborhood lately, trust fund kittens no doubt, gentrifying the area so that the local cats can’t even afford to stay there anymore. This is what is wrong with Brooklyn.
Nope.
Your poor kitten. Did it consent to this? Have you thought about its future?
U r gonna give him away when he turns 18.
This is so staged.
All I see is a serious case of Resting Bitch Face.
Really??? Devoted follower of this blog until it—quite literally—went to the cats. No longer following for obvious reasons. Stop whoring out your cats for blog traffic.
How can U not know that SOME people have ALERGIES to CATS???? ALLRGIES CAN B LIFE THREATENING!!!! GREY STRIPPED CATS W WHITE BELLYS R SCIENTICALY PROVED TO BE 1000TIMES WORSE TO!!!! UR SUCH A BITCH!!!
You don’t eat vegetables!!!!!
Looks retarded.
Cats are assholes. All ‘cat parents’ (a term which makes me throw up in my mouth) think their cat is SO gifted, cute, or smart. A cat is a cat is a cat.
Most cats just sit there all day doing nothing — er, sleeping. What makes you think yours is meditating? Get real, lady. Your cat licks its ass just like any other. Then it licks you. Yea, SO gifted.
ITS JUDGING ME AS I SIT HERE AND SNEEZE!!!!
Cats sleep a lot so they can prepare for world domination
All of you castigating her are complete jerks. Expletives? Not necessary. “Offended”? Get over it.
Cats are not the ‘spawn of the devil’. They are animals which serve as companions for families and single people.
You don’t have to like them, but insulting someone who does?
Pretty childish.
Grow up.
Pretty kitten, OSNSMom..
Look at its smug face. Capitalism.
Cats are spiritual animals! Stop this madness!
Cats are, quite simply, fucking assholes and anybody who posts about cats should just step right off the internet. NOBODY likes cats anymore, it’s not 2005 anymore people!
Stupid post meant to offend the people who KNOW cats are unholy. GOD HATES CATS. That’s why he kills kittens when you masturbate. Masturbate more!
I was thinking…
No you weren’t.
Yes. Yes, I was.
I’m getting sick because of you. You should really cover your mouth when you sneeze.
Have you tried Diet Coke?
You should be ashamed of yourself. This is an innocent animal who didn’t consent to being photographed and used as bait on the internet. I rescue cats and I would never EVER do this. Consider how this kitten feels. This makes me physically ill.
We all know this isn’t about the cat. Get a life, TROLLS!
yup
I LOVE PURPLE!
All I do is eat.
Uh…socialism.
U can’t read da cats mind.
Your kitten neeeeeeeeeeds to poop! Feed it more grains!
Disgusting.
Hold on! None of you have met this animal in real life. You can’t make a judgment.
My cat eats mac and cheese. She is MUCH better than your cat.
YOU stole my kitten!!!!!!!!
Start saving for kitten college right now.
Tell me you love me.
It’s over.
You don’t even know him!
Have you tried helping your kitten clean up? Sometimes it just takes a minute. They respond to sign language.
Kittens can’t understand sign language, you asshole.
That’s only 1/8 of the problem. Do you have a cup of milk I can borrow?
I did? Well…you stole my pants!
Ew.
It’s NOT his birthday!
I HATE CATS. No, seriously, I freakin’ hate cats. They. Are. EVIL.
You’re a wise woman. I bet you have a lot of dogs.
I am a lesbian, so dogs are kind of a requirement. 😉
I love how verbose you are in this post. Hope you are recuperating from strep and BlogHER, that you get that job for which you showered and interviewed, and that you make progress on your writing project. Take care.
Thank you, Kitt 😀
CAT!
It’s a kitten, you moron. DUH!
If you ask me, this kitten thinks she knows EVERYTHING…but you didn’t ask me.
You’re right. I DIDN’T ask you…for a reason!
Your kitten is adorable. I can’t believe those people made mean comments about sweet kittens
That cat has Alzheimer’s. I FORGOT.
This is brilliant. You are an incredible writer. It reminds me of The Great Gatsby. Is that the message you were going for?
It’s more like Shakespeare.
I can’t help but wonder, do you EVER wonder? That’s wonderful!
Nothing you can say will convince me that this is a cat. IT IS A ROBOT disguised as a cat.
Your kitten is super cute 🙂 I also have three cats and i know what loving, intelligent animals they really are.
My mum brought me up with the words ‘if you cant say anything nice, say nothing’, ive managed to live by those words (for the most part anyway), clearly lots of the people on here were not lucky enough to have been told that.
Thank you! She is super cute!
Why do you think she’s a robot? I don’t understand.
Let’s face it, there’s no way a domestic shorthair could meditate. No way in hell. Now, an Siamese cat, that’s a meditator.
When did people miss the memo from Lovecraft? Cat’s will take over the world after flying to the moon and back, did you not see last night’s message in the stars? It was spelled clearly! They will bring us back to the brink of our elder gods graces!! Plus, they taste almost like Chicken!
I resent that, being a chicken.
That cat is the reason I can’t sleep at night. U R yogurt.
Dats not true. Kittens r ugly.
Don’t taste so good then!
I’m trying. But they just keep seasoning me. Wait! I’m dead! Hahaha!
Kittens vomit constantly. Good luck with that! Loser!
That cat is a liar! This is EXACTLY why I hate White people.
Nothing you say is in English, except this. But you didn’t say it. I did.
You need to listen to my podcast. It’s all about English.
You should try pineapple juice if you have eczema. I’m a doktor.
It doesn’t dance. So it’s obviously lying.
I have three furry assholes who love sticking said asshole in my face. Dude, I thought I loved cats.Then I adopted three and now all I can do is call them assholes. Worse, sometimes those little shits eat better than we do! WTF?!
RON PAUL 2016!!!!!!!
Obama…and catfish.
Salinger.
You can’t tell me that this isn’t about “the man.” Always trying to keep us down. Look at his face! Laughing at us. This kitten is a racist.
That kitten hates Black people. I just know it.
Obviously you’ve never watched The Golden Girls