I got on the train this morning ready to go to work. As soon as I stepped onto the subway car, a little girl looked at me straight in the eyes. She was wearing pink flower earrings.
“Your earrings are really pretty!” I said “Where did you get them?”
“They’re stick ons, ” said her mom with a smile.
“Do you have any earrings?” The girl asked me. She couldn’t have been more than eight.
“I do!” I said showing her my ears.
Girl: What color are your toenails?
Me: Blue.
Girl: Can I see?
Me: I can’t take my shoes off on the train. Plus, you don’t want to see my toes. They are pretty gross.
Girl: Do you know who Molly is?
Me: No. Who is Molly?
Girl: You don’t know who Molly is?
Me: No, who is she?
Girl: She’s on Bubble Guppies.
Me: Oh! I’ve never seen that show. But my son probably knows who she is.
Girl: So you don’t know who Molly is?
Me: I don’t. But now I do!
Girl: But do you know who Molly is now?
Me: Well, you told me who she is. She’s on Bubble Guppies, right?
Girl: So you know who Molly is?
Me: Now I do.
Girl: Okay. When is your birthday?
Me: October 17th.
Girl: What’s your name?
Me: Sarah.
Girl: Do you know know who Molly is?
Me: Yes, she’s on Bubble Guppies. Who else is on Bubble Guppies besides Molly?
Girl: Dima. Do you know who Dima is?
Me: No. Who is Dima?
Girl: Dima is on Bubble Guppies.
Me: My friend’s boyfriend is named Dima.
Girl: (to the woman next to me) What’s your name?
Woman: Susan.
Girl: What color are your toenails?
Woman: They’re not painted.
Girl: (to me) Your nails are not a color.
Me: Yeah, I have kids so if I painted my nails they would get dirty.
Girl: (to Susan) Your nails are not a color too.
Susan: I am an art teacher so my hands are always touching messy things.
Girl: Oh. Do you know who Molly is?
Susan: No. But I heard she’s on Bubble Guppies?
Girl: So you DO know who Molly is.
Susan: (Smiles) Yes.
Girl: (to me) Do you know who Molly is?
Me: I know who Molly is.
Girl: Oh.
Me: Can I tell you something? I’m a writer and I am going to write about meeting you.
Girl: (stares at me) Okay. Do you know who Molly is now?
Me: I do.
The train pulls into my station.
Me: It’s my stop. It was wonderful to meet you. I’m going to go watch Bubble Guppies when I get home. I’ll look for Molly.
I got off the train and went to work.
Kids are awesome.