I have a confession to make, I'm 32 years old and I don't know how to use a comma. This is shocking, but true.
It all started 27 years ago when I was in kindergarten.

This became abundantly clear when I was hired for a freelance transcription job. I emailed my first draft of the transcript, and I received a long email back with many corrections. One of the main corrections that was pointed out to me is my overuse of commas. I'm not sure why, but apparently I love commas.
My education has failed me. I went to good schools, some of them were gifted and talented programs even, I am a graduate of NYU, but a comma defies me.
However, I'm done living in the past. It's time to move on with my grammatical life.
I'm come to the realization that I need to seek help for this problem. I need a comma intervention. Can somebody please tell me how to use commas correctly? Thanks.

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