Archives for September 2015

It’s About Love

I’ll hold you when you’re sad.

I’m out the door at 10 o’clock at night to get you your favorite ice cream, because you have your period.

Let’s go to your favorite diner on a random day, not your birthday, just because you love it and the pancakes are amazing.

You can sleep in while I play with the kids.

I will kiss you without expecting more.

Because we all need someone…

who cares about what we want.

We all want someone who is happy when we’re happy.

It’s about love.

I feel understood.

I am wanted.

You are not perfect, and neither am I.

I want to know…

that you love me.

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It’s a Wubble X Bubble!

My kids love balloons. There is a local toy store who offers a balloon with the purchase of any toy. When we received the Wubble X toy in the mail, I knew they were going to like it, because it’s essentially a big floating balloon. Wubble X comes with a helium tank, a straw and a plastic blob that inflates into big bubble. The instructions for creating the Wubble X were fairly easy to understand. The straw connected to the plastic jelly blob and the helium tank inflated it. The end result was this:

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The kids loved playing “volleyball” with Wubble X. Check out how it works in this video:

It’s a lot of fun to watch the Wubble X suspended in the air. It looks like a bubble, but unlike a bubble which pops imminently after it’s creation, the Wubble can be played with for longer periods of time. I could imagine having multiple Wubble X toys at a party and batting them around for fun with a bunch of kids. I would recommend the Wubble X for kids five and up.

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We Made Play Dough and YOU CAN TOO!

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Samara is a play dough enthusiast. We have spent so much money on store-bought play dough. Today, we embarked on a new adventure: play dough making!

I found a recipe online that we used. Try it, it’s awesome:

2 cups flour
2 cups warm water
1 cup salt
2 Tablespoons vegetable oil
1 Tablespoon cream of tartar (optional for improved elasticity)

Heat all ingredients and add food coloring.

Yay! Fun!

Writing is a Skill

I was a pretty good actor, but I’ve never been good at anything besides writing. Unfortunately, the world doesn’t value writers in a financial sense.

We can pour our souls out on paper and not make a dime.

Writing is valuable. Your voice, your words and your truth are worth paying for. Yet, we are writers are consistently made to feel like we need to give our talent away for free.

Let’s apply this logic to another profession. Imagine you knew a skilled carpenter. Now, let’s say you approached this person and asked him to make you a coffee table for free. You did this knowing that he needs to pay for the materials to make the table and work for hours on this project. That seems inconsiderate, doesn’t it?

Well it is, and people do this sort of thing to writers all the time.

It can take years to come up with a concept for a book, write and and get it published. That process is labor intensive. The writer’s process is dismissed and disrespected by out society in a variety of ways.

One thing that consistently happens is that people expect you to write for free. I have experienced this so many times. My mind, my words, and my trade are valuable and I deserve to get paid for what I do well.

Another problem I encounter is that people want you to give away your book for free. Why? Would you ask that carpenter I mentioned before to make you a free table? No, you wouldn’t, because you value his skill set and his time.

It’s time that we began respecting the work that writers do. The first way to do this is to pay them for their work. The second thing that needs to change is this sense of entitlement we feel with regard to creative types. As a writer, I don’t owe you anything. Just because I can write, doesn’t mean I have to do it for you.

And here’s the final truth: not everyone can write. In the same way that not everyone can tap dance or fix a car engine. These things are skills, just like writing. So please, don’t expect a writer to do something for free just because she possesses that skill.

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Guest Post: A CAFFEINATED AFFAIR by @HastyWords

A CAFFEINATED AFFAIR
I awake thinking of you everyday

Your constant access, your strong presence

Sometimes I try to deprive myself of you

But in the end you always make me buckle

I am fairly certain I am addicted to you

I can’t think straight without your strength

I am sure you sit completely secure

In the power you hold over me

Through all my emotions you sit patiently

Waiting… waiting… waiting… for the opportunity

To once again make my heart race

To wake me up, to help me function

Sometimes we like to enjoy the company of another

Sweet, smooth, adding a whole other layer of enjoyment

I hate to divulge in this relationship too often

Worried I could become addicted to more than just you

But in the end you are the one I can’t do without

Without out you the other would have no appeal

So go ahead, sit there all smug and cocky in my mug

So conceited, so arrogant, so self-important

Knowing nothing will ever break my love for you!

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Hasty Words

HastyWords is an anxiety driven over-analyzer. With a mind full of rainbows and devils she began giving her thoughts a way out of her head by writing poetry. Writing began as therapy for her depression and helped her gain perspective by putting her tears and laughter into words! You can follow her journey at:

hastywords.wordpress.com or facebook at www.facebook.com/hastywords

Guest Post: I Bought Condoms By @AllieBurkeBooks

I Bought Condoms by Allie Burke

Sarah once told me that in New York you could order condoms for delivery with your ice cream sandwiches. I’ve never really wanted to live on the east coast necessarily so I didn’t realize at the time how much of a benefit to the overall quality of life this could be.

I have never had to buy condoms in my life. I’m a woman, you know? I mean, I’m twenty-nine years old, so I guess it is a bit surprising that this has never come up before, but I guess I never really thought about it.

The opportunity however—if you can even call it that—came knocking (ha-ha) and will you look at that, suddenly I have to buy condoms. I shouldn’t go into specifics, but basically this is what happens when you date a Libra.

As fucked as this logic may sound, I decided to go to the local pharmacy instead of the gas station, because they have my favorite ice cream. So I went to the local pharmacy. On the way there, I’m like shit, what if they keep them behind the counter? I have no idea—like I said, this is my first time (ha-ha)—maybe kids will try to open the packages and steal them? I have honestly never paid attention to where condoms are kept. Not my fucking responsibility.

Until now.

Have you ever bought tampons? Of course you have. I hate buying tampons. I always wish for a woman to ring me up and it never happens. But I’m thinking—remembering the sweet girl that works at this pharmacy—okay, let it be a woman. I’m thinking I’ll throw the Libra joke, and she will most definitely laugh.

So I peek behind the counter when I get in and don’t see anything on first glance without being all obvious. FAMILY PLANNING, the thought bounces around my head like a noisy ass penny that no one wants to pick up. GENIUS. I am a genius.

No I’m not.

They are in a glass case. A locked, glass case. OHMYGODFUCKMYLIFE.

So I’m looking for the right ones (yeah, there are right ones, duh!) and they are of course in the glass case. I’m wishing for the ideal that I had to just ask for them behind the counter. Now I have to go up to the front, where this middle aged dude is buying ice, no doubt for his Labor Day barbeque tomorrow, ask for someone to open the glass case so they can yell over the loud speaker CONDOM REQUEST ON AISLE THREE or some fucking shit, and, and, there is a small pack of 3 in the open next to the glass case.

YES!

So I grab them, pick up my ice cream, and throw them on the counter to some other middle aged dude that doesn’t even have hair anymore. I feel like if I act completely normal the situation will mirror my attitude so I’m like Hiiii there and the dude grumbles and asks if I want double bags with this sly eyebrow trick that I’m not even sure is real.

“Um, no, I’m fine, thanks.” I bundle up the single bag in my arms and some woman from the church asks me for a donation outside.

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On the drive home I wonder why we are made to feel like this. I mean, I know that the whole condom buying experience is similarly embarrassing for men, but why? If sexualization exists in every corner of consumerism in this country, why is it so bad? Why is it so shameful to be an almost-thirty person having sex, or worse, having a fucking period? It’s part of our country’s ancient nature to not discuss private affairs, and I wish it would go away. The Catch-22 that is our society disgusts me.

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A Bestselling Author, NPO VP, and Psychology Today Blogger from Burbank, California, Allie Burke writes books she can’t find in the bookstore. Having been recognized as writing a “kickass book that defies the genre it’s in”, Allie writes with a prose that has been labeled poetic and ethereal.

Her life is a beautiful disaster, flowered with the harrowing existence of inherited eccentricity, a murderous family history, a faithful literature addiction, and the intricate darkness of true love. These are the enchanting experiences that inspire Allie’s fairytales.

From some coffee shop in Los Angeles, she is working on her next novel.

Read more from Allie at Organic Coffee, Haphazardly.

 

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