839 reasons YOU are buying the wrong lettuce

The lettuce is bruised. It's the wrong kind of lettuce - Romaine instead of iceberg. You bought cabbage and thought it was lettuce because you are a moron. The lettuce expired. It wasn't lettuce, it was green yogurt. You thought wrong. It was a lettuce robot dressed like lettuce. The lettuce was actually a robot. [...]

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