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Hey Asshole! Stop Holding The Doors! – Another Glorious Non-Journey With The MTA

Today I got on the B train at West 4th after waiting a good 20 minutes for it to arrive.I boarded the train and we went two stops downtown. At Grand Street I heard the notorious jarring sound of the train doors attempting to close, but they were stuck."Please stand clear of the closing doors!" [...]

By | 2014-04-06T01:44:57+00:00 August 26th, 2013|MTA, Stories|Comments Off on Hey Asshole! Stop Holding The Doors! – Another Glorious Non-Journey With The MTA

The Giant Frog, By Ari

Here is a story that Ari told me at breakfast today:ARI: Once upon a time there was a boy named "Mommy."Mommy met a giant frog.The frog say "Hello."Mommy say "Hello."Mommy was scared.1-2-3-4-5.5-4-3-2-1.I all done with peanut butter toast.I love that I am a boy.

By | 2014-04-06T01:55:43+00:00 March 26th, 2011|Anecdotes, Humor, Stories|Comments Off on The Giant Frog, By Ari