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How a Giant Zit Landed Me in The Hospital

When I was a teenager, I never broke out. Maybe one or two pimples here and there, but nothing to write home about. Recently, however, I’ve had a serious of three enormous pimples. They looked more like cysts, actually. I am 31 years old and now I’m finally getting pimples. Oy! Anyway, the last of [...]

By | 2014-04-06T12:00:26+00:00 July 13th, 2011|Hospital|Comments Off on How a Giant Zit Landed Me in The Hospital

Surgery, Therapy Dogs, Improv Theater and a Baby in a Laundry Basket

Ari had surgery this morning. The doctors came and got him from his hospital room at 9am to transport him to the O.R. They let me come with him down to the Operating Room, but first they suited me up: When we were traveling down to the Operating room, I felt like I was the [...]

By | 2014-04-06T01:50:06+00:00 April 17th, 2011|Anecdotes, Hospital, Sick, Surgery|Comments Off on Surgery, Therapy Dogs, Improv Theater and a Baby in a Laundry Basket

Admitted to The Hospital

I don't know what day it is. I barely know what time it is. Everything is running together. People's faces are blurred. I can't tell one doctor from another. They all look the same. We're in the hospital. Ari is in the hospital. I write those words and I don't believe them. It's surreal. At [...]

By | 2014-04-06T13:13:29+00:00 April 16th, 2011|Anecdotes, Hospital, Sick|2 Comments

My Alpha Hemorrhoid Strikes Back With A Vengance (Not For the Faint Hearted)

This morning I went to the bathroom and stood up to find that the toilet was filled entirely with blood.After this occurred exactly seven more times, it was clear to me that something was very wrong. I suspected my alpha hemorrhoid had something to do with this mess, but I couldn't be sure.All of a [...]

By | 2014-04-06T02:04:16+00:00 March 4th, 2010|Anecdotes, Emergency Room, Hemmorhoids, Hospital|Comments Off on My Alpha Hemorrhoid Strikes Back With A Vengance (Not For the Faint Hearted)