Don’t read this. You may be offended stop right now! You’re still reading. Well, there’s something wrong with you. It appears that everything I write on here is loaded and offends someone. I could seriously write about the fact that I hate yellow squash and there would be a person out there in Minnesota who takes offense to that. Now that I mentioned the state of Minnesota, somebody will be offended by that.

I already had to delete a blog post today, because guess what? IT OFFENDED SOMEONE. And out of respect for their feelings I took it down. But it was because it was a person whose opinion I value.

Anyway, what other offensive things can I talk about.

RACISM!

I love Black people. I have so many Black friends. I love Indian people. I love Asian people. I love White people. I’m White. I love Jews.

I once got my hair done at a Black salon and they did it so well because my hair is close to the texture of Black hair. When I was leaving I told the ladies how much I loved my haircut and style. One woman said:

“You know what they say ‘once you go Black, you can’t go back!”

We all laughed uproariously.

I was told today that “no one can set limits with me.”

I don’t think that’s true.

I’m a reasonable person. WAIT! SOMEONE WILL BE OFFENDED BY THE FACT THAT I REFERRED TO MYSELF AS REASONABLE.

Okay, I guess I accept the fact that I offend people just for breathing and speaking my truth.

Carry on with your lives. I’ll keep on writing.