8th Grade, I’m Cool With You Now

Ah, 8th grade. I remember going to school each morning, my heart palpitating in fear of what might happen that day. What sort of torture would I endure, who would I have to defend myself physically and/or emotionally from?It was one of the hardest years of my life...and yet, I met my best friend. Hi [...]

By |2014-04-06T01:46:05-04:00November 30th, 2012|Uncategorized|Comments Off on 8th Grade, I’m Cool With You Now

This is Not Happening

I'm not writing this. We're not in the hospital. This isn't happening again. Samara is not having surgery. We're not sitting in a hospital room waiting. Samara didn't rip out her IV. I am not here.Okay, maybe we are here, even thoughI really don't want to be.I am grateful that my friend Ilana works at [...]

By |2014-04-06T01:46:05-04:00November 29th, 2012|Uncategorized|Comments Off on This is Not Happening

GEODEO Comment Contest – An Interview With Kristi Moe

You may have heard about the dangers of using antiperspirants, which contain aluminum. Aluminum has been linked to Alzheimer's disease and breast cancer.*In order to stay healthy, you also may have tried natural deodorants, which made you smell even worse.I stumbled upon a natural deodorant that TOTALLY WORKS! It's called Geodeo!Kristi, the Director of Marketing [...]

By |2014-04-06T01:46:05-04:00November 27th, 2012|Uncategorized|Comments Off on GEODEO Comment Contest – An Interview With Kristi Moe

I Never Thought it Was Possible, But I Have an Office!

I struggle to maintain order in my life and in my home. Order is not something that comes naturally to me. Maintaining focus is hard, and cleaning is much harder. Recently, I was evaluated at an ADHD clinic.  One of the things that was suggested to me was to work with a personal organizer. I [...]

By |2014-04-06T01:46:05-04:00November 25th, 2012|Uncategorized|Comments Off on I Never Thought it Was Possible, But I Have an Office!

Izzy And Bella Bath Bombs Giveaway!

I love to take baths. Unfortunately, since I have two little robots running around I never get to enjoy the luxury of bath like I used to.However, tonight I was determined to enjoy a bath like I did in the good old days, before robots, I mean kids.Lucky for me, I had the chance to [...]

By |2014-04-06T01:46:06-04:00November 24th, 2012|Uncategorized|16 Comments

Parenting Philosophy Judgement

I'm going to admit something to you, I judge people.Yes, I do it.If someone tells me something that they do with their kid that I (personally) wouldn't do with mine, I judge them. Now, I'm not a complete asshole. I don't do it out loud. But I do it, internally.I blame society.Look, I live in [...]

By |2014-04-06T01:46:06-04:00November 19th, 2012|Uncategorized|Comments Off on Parenting Philosophy Judgement

Put My Fire Out, Stranger

"Watch your child!""Hold her hand!""Pay attention to your son!""You're a bad parent""You're a shitty parent!""You're a terrible human being!""You have no idea what you're doing!""Give up!""Go home and change yourself, because you don't work correctly. You're defective."Hey stranger! You're so brave in your car shouting parenting advice at me. You roll down the window and [...]

By |2014-04-06T01:46:06-04:00November 18th, 2012|Uncategorized|Comments Off on Put My Fire Out, Stranger

Focus

I need my keys. I just put them down, but where... I came in the door, I put my bag down, and I went to the bathroom. Where are the fuck are my keys? I usually hang them up on the thing. But they're not on the thing. The thing is empty. "I'm hungry! I want a [...]

By |2014-04-06T01:46:06-04:00November 18th, 2012|Uncategorized|Comments Off on Focus
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