I’ve been obsessed with him for a long time. I just haven’t had the guts to admit it to myself. I think about him a lot. He’s perfect in every way.

I even like the way he tastes.

I can’t take it anymore.

I can’t hold these feelings inside.

They’re eating me alive.

Here he is:

I love him so much.

He’s creamy, he’s USDA organic, he only has 1 gram of sugar, and absolutely no sodium.
He’s also incredibly hard to find. I think he’s playing hard to get because he’s so amazing.

The only place I can manage to get him is Fresh Direct.

He’s beautiful on the inside too.

I feel so much better now.