Here is a story that Ari told me at breakfast today:

ARI: Once upon a time there was a boy named “Mommy.”
Mommy met a giant frog.
The frog say “Hello.”
Mommy say “Hello.”
Mommy was scared.
1-2-3-4-5.
5-4-3-2-1.
I all done with peanut butter toast.

I love that I am a boy.