You heard it here first: My son woke up this morning, walked into the living room and said these three things in this order:

“Where’s da wa-wa?”

[He pauses to look around for his water bottle]

[He finds the water bottle on the coffee table]

“There’s da wa-wa!”

[He examines the water bottle for a moment]

“This is wa-wa!”

After this occurred, I freaked out and ran into the bedroom to tell Wilhelm. His response:

“That’s cool.”